In a world where intelligent, witty banter can woo you into bed faster than a bright smile, Twinkidiot navigates the tangled landscape of adulthood with all the finesse of a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest.
Our tale follows Berger, a spoiled, affluent brat turned wily entrepreneur turned wannabe artist, who goes by the alias ‘Twinkidiot.’ Twice divorced and thrice-fired, Berger seems destined to forever be the laughingstock of Brooklyn’s eclectic communities. However, in his sleep-deprived moments, Twinkidiot generates brilliant ideas with inventive reckless abandon. With a snarky grin plastered across his handsome face, this crystal-meth for-brains charismatic con man sparkles in an admirable display of gastronomical ferocity.
Twinkidiot’s only major nemesis is his auto-immune plagued cop JP Investigator, a beer swilling cop who seems perpetually clueless about what’s going on.
Amid a sea of true absurdity and infectious vacuity and the sobering realization that viral charlatans, violent disease vectors, and strong-willed town officials trump national wonder, Berger lunges headfirst into the ripe darkness. From frescoes of brutally indignant beings to sacred mysteries involving comedic airline marshmallows, reader Twinkidiot dives deep, spiraling far downward into untold wisdom through cock-witamed confirmations.
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